High-Cools (Haikus)

Groundhog

I saw a groundhog

So where the hell is spring? Is

That not how this works?

Caught

When did you get here?

How long have you been watching?

It’s not what you think.

Enlightened

I want to be rich.

So I don’t need my degrees?

And you share this now?

Heavenly Father, I Feel you…

God’s thoughts of me, now:

How on earth did I make her?

Let us start from scratch!

I-95

Stay in your lane, please!

I don’t think you wave like that.

I can not hear you.